there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(via crunchier)




how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know


I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

(via mygrandmathinksimcool)

Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t.

I thought it was impossible to be able to laugh again. But he did it; he made my impossible, possible.
Jay McLean, More Than Forever (via missinyouiskillingme)

(via missinyouiskillingme)


Essie Neons 2014 Collection!! I want them all! 


Essie Neons 2014 Collection!! I want them all! 

(via just-the-way-you-arent)


i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via bigbuttsfromgod)