fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

(via crunchier)



hetawholockvengerstuck:

invaderotaku:

kalliat:

how do boys actually dry their ducks after they shower like

do you just grab it in the towel and roll it between your hands like a dough snake

or do you swing it around to air dry

I need to know

image

I feel like this was all one big misunderstanding but idk that’s a cute duck

(via mygrandmathinksimcool)


Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t.


I thought it was impossible to be able to laugh again. But he did it; he made my impossible, possible.
Jay McLean, More Than Forever (via missinyouiskillingme)

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elyse-xo:

Essie Neons 2014 Collection!! I want them all! 

elyse-xo:

Essie Neons 2014 Collection!! I want them all! 

(via just-the-way-you-arent)


hooddoggy:

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

(via bigbuttsfromgod)